old fashioned astronaut

everytime I try to understand international finances I eventually start using the term imaginary money.

I really wish I could read minds, just so I could be a 100% clear on where I stand with people, even just that would be amazing and stress reducing.

goodbye parents, 

goodbye clothes.

Gaining weight via Boredom.

I just got a 360…………but still no job…..what have I done?

Never really got the saying Luck of the Irish as a good thing, historically speaking it was never that great overall.

pocketfulofgeek:

joshuaoftheeternaldarkness:

This is fucking great! I like Nathan in Castle, but this makes him more cool.

swarleystinson:

I make no apologies for treating this man as my deity.

God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players*, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

-Good Omens.

being on facebook is like being a character on Lost,

you log in, after 2 minutes you wonder why your even there, you leave and then eventually come back cause somehow you think theres a reason for you to be there.

There were times I used to wonder if I could ever truely love anything, and then I read Harry Potter.

I probably wouldnt look up half as much porn if I didnt get bored on the internet so often, then again I suppose being a single 23 year old male would also contribute to my internet search history….

swag, the nice version of how people describe my walk.

damn you tumblr, I got bored and started discussing my feelings.

damn you.

I finished college like a week ago, I know im going to miss everyone, Im never going to see some of them ever again.

But it hasnt hit me yet, I kind of wish it would hurry up so that I could still appreciate all of the time I have left with them before we all get jobs and just get all distant due to life getting in the way.

I really will miss most if not all of them, even that girl who Im pretty sure our entire relationship is built on her stockholm syndroming me…..

she is also kind of a stalker so I figured I’d give her special mention, Brennan.

sometimes I actually do feel bad about not being vegetarian, I actually understand and agree with most of their arguements.

However my top 5 favourite foods are all form of meat as well, and I hate most vegetables so Id really be a very whiney vegetarian assuming I could even find the will to be one.

Im bored, be funnier/sexier.

some excess entertainment pleeeease.

My subconscious is awesome, in that it is way smarter than I am.